Total Medals Earned: 199 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,525 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Finishing the game
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/65 points)
Die for the first time
Find the Forever-Burn Torch cheat
Medals Earned: 6/18 (215/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank IRO
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Finish the game
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!